The beef ban

The beef ban

A herd of  bulls gathered in my colony disturbing the residents.They seemed to be very excited for something as if they were expressing-

“Hurray..we won the battle.Lets celebrate.We got it.Got the media attention.We managed to get into the Prime Time slots and Cover pages.”

One of them seemed to be quiet.He was the seniormost member. Chewing the grass flavoured chewing gum he said-

“Though beef ban issue made us popular,still we should remember that humans are shortminded.They will forget this after sometime…..may be in a couple of days or week or may be after the Bihar elections.And  our cows are very  shy.So we,the bulls only  have to make a difference.I have long time plans and publicity stunts.React accordingly.When we will leave,the place should get turn into a GOBAR Colony.This way we will make tomorrows headline.”

All the bulls nodded their heads as if they agreed.

After a few minutes I could smell the large heaps of holy gobar lying on the road from my second floor balcony.I know cows have religious significances.They could be spared but what about the bulls.They are considered to be vagabonds.Just thinking on these issues I saw the bulls leaving the colony sloganeering-

“WE WILL NEVER QUIT”.